An Artificial 23 Minutes

I have 23 minutes to write this before my MacBook Air needs to charge.
I have 23 minutes to thank my wife for understanding my need to grow a Hodgman-esque moustache during the month of Movember.

I have 23 minutes to watch a little bit more pro wrestling history online while giving this entry the rest of my attention.

I have 23 minutes to figure out how to keep track of which of my readers also like pro wrestling, especially the old-school stuff.

I have 23 minutes to refresh HootSuite a bunch of times.

I have 23 minutes to wait until I give myself the treat of a nightly dose of Artificial Heart.

I have 23 minutes to do all of this, but I am choosing just to do the first thing so that I can get to the last thing right now.